The World's Most Extreme Two Man Circus Sideshow Comedy Magic Extravaganza

Toronto, CANADA – Behold thrill seekers and welcome to the amazing and mind-blowing experience that is THE MONSTERS OF SCHLOCK - THE WORLD'S ONLY TWO MAN CIRCUS SIDESHOW & COMEDY MAGIC EXTRAVAGANZA! An evening with the Great Orbax and Sweet Pepper Klopek, with musical guests Squid Lid, the mortal sins of Demonica de Morte, balloon man extraordinaire Scott McGovern, house beats by DJ Shannon, and including the acclaimed modern art of Antonella Sigismondi.

All happening Friday, March 27, Gladstone Hotel – 1214 Queen St. West. Doors open at 9pm. $15 at the door only.

Featured guests: SQUID LID is a dark carnival-ized, big-beat, electro-music duo whose sound is a mix of cinema, drum and bass and dub-step.
http://www.reverbnation.com/squidlid

ANTONELLA SIGISMONDI is a multi-talented artist whose work has been commissioned by Marilyn Manson, Daniel Lanois, the Tea Party, Don Allen, and many more.

THE MONSTERS OF SCHLOCK are produced and sponsored proudly by Rue Morgue Magazine, Daniloff Productions, Space TV, Wellington Brewery, Dark Side, Vice TV, Jagermeister, SunnysideTattoos, BMEzine.com

Huge thanks to Rue Morgue's amazing graphic designer JUSTIN ERICKSON for the majestic poster. Check him out: http://www.justin-erickson.com/

NIGHT OF THE LIVING DISCO V2

undeadisco presents...

NIGHT OF THE LIVING DISCO Bela Lugosi's Dead
NIGHT OF THE LIVING DISCO Bela Lugosi's Dead
NIGHT OF THE LIVING DISCO Bela Lugosi's Dead


a ghoulish VAMPIRE dance party of DARK/SEXY DISCO/ELECTROSEX

WRONGBAR
http://www.martiniboys.com/Toronto/Wrongbar-nightlife.html
http://www.toronto.com/bars_clubs/article/602927

FRIDAY, MARCH 27, 2009

FEATURING:

CFCF (MTL, Paper Bag Records, Acephale Records)
http://www.myspace.com/cfcf
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ne5qXdhl4MU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQQ4HnXklyM&feature=related

and
TUXEDOMASK
http://www.myspace.com/tuxedomasksound
http://www.nowtoronto.com/music/story.cfm?content=167304
http://myspace.com/pisceanflow

Dinamo Azari (Automatt, Skylax, Azari & III)
http://www.myspace.com/azariandiii
http://www.myspace.com/dinamomusic

+ Playtime (Animal Pyramid)
http://www.myspace.com/playtime3

+ Jaime Sin
(7th Heaven w/ Will Munro)
(Girl's Night Out w/ P. Ho & P. McNasty)
http://www.jaime-sin.com


The night will feature:

Zach Slootsky’s VAMPIRE PHOTO BOOTH
http://takemorephotos.com/
http://www.celerymagazine.com/celery09.pdf


To help you turn into a vampire...

We have invited MAKE-UP ARTISTS from:
COMPLECTIONS International Academy of Make-Up Artistry
http://www.complectionsmake-up.com/

HORROR/GORE and classic vampire movie VISUALS.
Smoke machine and special lighting.

DRINK SPECIALS!

BRING FANGS!
FANGS ARE ENCOURAGED BUT SO NOT NECESSARY!
WHEN YOU ARE PALE FACED SUNKEN EYED AND GROTESQUELY BLOODY MOUTHED...
FANGS WOULD BE LIKE THE ICING!


Cover is $10, this is a 19+ event, limited capacity.
Come early to avoid disappointment.

This event is dedicated to our friend, Will Munro, and his epic Vazaleen & Vazoween parties!
We love you, Will.

poster design by JONA FRAN
http://www.myspace.com/jonafrantheedj
http://www.facebook.com/people/Jona-Fran/516696896

красный

Pink Mafia presents...
RED MOB feat. L*F*C*K & PSDO!NMFO

Friday, April 10, 2009
@ CZEHOSKI 678 Queen St.W
ZERO COVER-DRINK SPECIALS

2 months

Have gone by
And I still feel like I'm never escaping the kingdom of fear
The funniest part is that people seem to think history repeats itself...
Or that you can predict...anything
Maybe if street cred wasn't as precious as rubies in Toronto,
People would start to realize how pathetic we really are as an entire species.

MISANTHROPY MISANTHROPY MISANTHROPY MISANTHROPY MISANTHROPY
MISANTHROPY MISANTHROPY MISANTHROPY
MISANTHROPY MISANTHROPY
MISANTHROPY

Vals Im Bashir

from a little weird girl

A man dumps the body of a girl in a ditch. The body rotts; Melts into slime. Flowers pop up where the body lies, seeds fly out of the flowers, and a bee sucks the flowers and makes honey. And then the family of the girl buys the honey from the store. And the family eats the girl.

The horse turns into glue. A machine puts the glue into bottles and children squeeze the bottles to get the glue out and stick bits of paper onto cards. Glue gets on the children's hands and the children eat the glue. And the children become the horse.

cum in trailer form