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007 DIDDY

We all know that at some point in every celebrities career they can all of a sudden can sing instead of act or act instead of sing, write movies, design clothes make perfumes or even get annoyingly involved in politics.
But THAT wasn't enough for Sean John...apparently he went to see Quantum of Solace and decided he would be the next Bond. He was so convinced that he hired a full fledged video crew to come up with a short bond concept film for where else than his Bad Boy Records youtube account.

Here is a direct quote from the man himself:


"I am debuting my new movie "I Am King" for my new fragrance "I Am King" which is available exclusively at Macy's. This fragrance is dedicated to Barack Obama, Muhammad Ali, Martin Luther King and all you men out there who take care of your families and respect and treat yourself like the Kings that we are all. I would like to also announce that this is my audition tape for the next James Bond. There is a black president and it's time for there to be a black Bond. God Bless..."




I hope you enjoyed the douchiest youtube video in existence...

It's too late, Diana. There's nothing left in you that I can live with. You're one of Howard's humanoids. If I stay with you, I'll be destroyed. Like Howard Beale was destroyed. Like Laureen Hobbs was destroyed. Like everything you and the institution of television touch is destroyed. You're television incarnate, Diana: Indifferent to suffering; insensitive to joy. All of life is reduced to the common rubble of banality. War, murder, death are all the same to you as bottles of beer. And the daily business of life is a corrupt comedy. You even shatter the sensations of time and space into split seconds and instant replays. You're madness, Diana. Virulent madness. And everything you touch dies with you. But not me. Not as long as I can feel pleasure, and pain... and love.
[Kisses her]
And it's a happy ending: Wayward husband comes to his senses, returns to his wife, with whom he has established a long and sustaining love. Heartless young woman left alone in her arctic desolation. Music up with a swell; final commercial. And here are a few scenes from next week's show.
[Picks up his suitcases and leaves]

Symbionese Liberation Army

Found a Patty Hearst sholderless v neck thinger.
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Ketel One Vodka & Rogers Video in the living room.

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FRiTZ

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